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Tansy explains to Axel that NOTHING will stop her from heading to D.C. For a new career.

After hearing his messages, Willum explains to the others just who Rick Steadman is; the guy he has never met, but who saved him in the war. “I awoke in a Japanese hospital, legs in casts looking like two big cannolis.



Daddy, Daddy; I hate it here!” shouts Thor Waldgrave to her father. She then rushes into the bedroom and locks the door.

Mrs. Waldgrave (Clelia) asks for something small she can break to relieve stress. Tansy produces a small saucer;
Clelia produces a large hammer.



Thor, who failed to raise her father's “exit offer” from thirty dollars to fifty; emerges when the room is empty wearing Willum's boxer shorts over her skirt.

Thor runs screaming back to the bedroom at the sight of Rick, who thinks it is a costume party. When Thor hides, Rick believes it is a surprise party. It is a complete surprise when he pops up behind the couch.



Rick Steadman?” Willum attempts to communicate with the monster from behind the couch.


Rick, who everyone recognizes as clueless almost from his first words, scolds Willum for fooling everyone into wearing “monkey suits”, believing the Waldgraves are in costume.



Emerging again from the bedroom, Thor finds the remote, and accidentally activates the malfunctioning answering machine, causing a deep voice to come from the monster mask covering it.