Rick attempts to sing “Venus in Blue Jeans” while playing the tambourine, but besides knowing only the first two bars, lacks any musical ability.

Willum has returned from the emergency room for his hand, and the plan is put into play. The basic plan is to send Rick into culture shock so severe he will leave voluntarily.

The three conspirators dredge up false memories of music, television shows, etc. from their fictional childhood in Terre Haute. Tansy relates a story about her father trying to shoot down a plane.

It is slowly dawning on them that Rick is a strange duck indeed. All of their strange recollections, Odd snacks such as tea with sand, garbanzos & rusks; Rick seems to accept it all.

Rick tells them his of departed father, and arouses some sympathy in Tansy...until she finds out he didn't die; just departed. The day Rick got his tambourine.

After an exciting time watching an apple core turn brown, they begin to make up stories about the bad winters and the wild beasts, such as wolves. Rick mentions that he despises pigs....

...and strangely enough, the building is attacked by a pack of man-eating wild pigs! Rick prepares to defend himself with a stool.

It is then that they reveal the true horror; Willum is now a Were-pig! He begins to snort and paw while Axel and Tansy attempt to control him, and advise Rick to leave...run for his life. “...and miss him turning into a pig? NO WAY!” states Rick.

They begin a chant and dance rituals to keep the pig god from turning Willum into a pig; the culmination of which involves throwing cottage cheese out the window to the trees.

The cottage cheese instead, finds Ticky Waldgrave, who Rick has invited over as a “surprise”, needless to say, Waldgrave is less than happy to find himself covered with cottage cheese.